(Boss):Time I cracked a few heads in RTE…
(Underling):Sorry Boss,I know nothing of crackheads in RTE?
(B):I said crack a few heads…(idiot)
(U):Sorry Boss,although some of their reporting is quite Intoxicated?I mean Intoxicating?Where’s a dicionary?
(B):While you’re at it…look up “Institutional Decay.”
(U):Yes Boss…
DN.
(Boss):Explain to me,who’s Sarah Snotty?
(Underling):You mean Maura & Daithi?…They’re an afternoon show.
(B):So they’re 2 indivduals…they’re not a “those”…Are they?
(U):No,they’re not a couple .
(B):Not a couple of what?
(U):They’re a duo, Boss.
(B):A duo?…Like the Hairy Bikers?
(U):Yes Boss..but shaved.
(B): They’re not a “those” & they’re shaved?Maybe there’s hope yet?
(U):Here’s hoping,Boss.
DN.
(Boss):Tell me about NN…What’s his thing?
(Underling):He has 2 things…or is 2 things.
(B):Has 2 things?
(U):I mean…he’s 2 people.
(B):Is he a Jekyll & Hyde character?…I hope it’s not another duo?
(U):No Boss…2 people…one’s a politician & the other’s a T.V. personality involved in sport.
(B):Tell me more.
(U):I hear tell,the politician is a religious type & Mr.T.V. has a lovechild in every county in the State.
(B):One say’s his prayer’s…the other goes forth & multiplies….that sort of thing?
(U): That sort of thing,Boss.
(B): Melt with his mouth…then with his glands?That sort of thing?
(U):That sort of thing,Boss.
(B):That sort of thing…Moving on!
(U):Moving on,Boss.
DN.
David Noone 