Doctor:We have 3 packages for you to choose from.
Parents:3?Only3?We want what’s best for our child.
Doc: I assure you the A.I. screening process is quite reliable.It is 86% accurate.
Par:Only 86%,we assumed it was 99.9% accurate,this is quite a setback.
D:I assure you it’s reliable when you consider the process.
P:Ok,whatever you say doctor.
D:3 packages are available,each with varying outcomes,they are the Alpha,Delta and Omega packages.
P:Ok?Please explain?
D: The first is the Alpha package,the DNA will be screened so as to produce a certain outcome.
P:What outcome?
D: In the Alpha package there is a 43% chance the child will be a far-right voter,a 37% chance the child be a centrist voter and a 20% chance it will be a lefty.
P: That’s quite informative.
D:It’s 75% accurate.
P: So it’s not that accurate.
D:It’s accurate up to 75%.
P:What about the other packages?
D:The Delta Package is again an A.I. screening process.It is for the middle of the road families.The outcome for the child is a 43% chance of being a centre-right voter,it has a 40% chance of being a centre-left voter and a 17% chance of being an “I don’t know?”.It’s 63% accurate.
P:So it’s not that accurate.
D:It’s accurate up to 63%.
P:What’s the final package?
D:This is the newest package in the A.I. genetic screening programme.It’s the Omega package.
P: It sounds 64% interesting.
D: I could not agree more!
P: This is the package on T.V.
D: With the Omega package,the child has a 53% chance of becoming a far-left voter,a 23% chance of being a centrist voter and a 24% chance of reading Karl Marx by the age of 5 yrs old.This process is 87% accurate.It is our most accurate to date.
P: So it’s not that accurate.
D: It’s accurate up to 87%.
P:That all sounds great,what are the chances we will have a perfect child in an imperfect world?
D:That would be a 32% chance.
P:That’s disappionting.
D:Yes,but through this screening process your child will grow up to be a regular and reliable voter.
P:We want what’s best for our child.
D:What package will you be choosing?
P: We’ve picked all three!
D: All three?
P: We’ve decided to have triplets.
DN.
David Noone 